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There is a young man from Japan
Who writes limericks which never do scan
As for his rhymes, well I'm sorry
But they make me feel poorly
And in the last line he just puts in as many words as he possibly can
>There once was a man from Japan,
>Whose limericks never did scan.
> When asked why it was,
> He said, "It's because
>I always try to fit as many words in the last line as I possibly can."