Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Language is a virus.
The worm has the following cookie texts:
it is predictable, but I wouldn't like to predict it myself. - C. Lawson
100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it.
Always tell her she's pretty, especially when she isn't.
Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot.
Avoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God's sake do it first!
Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes.
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement.
Happiness can't buy money.
If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people and shoot them.
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Love Thy Neighbour - But don't get caught.
Money can't buy friends but it can buy a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination
Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.
Sudden prayers make God jump.
When faced with two evils I like to do the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
Live fast, Die young, Leave a good looking corpse.
A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.
Walk softly but carry a big stick.
TO DO IS TO BE - Socrates%TO BE IS TO DO - Sartre%DO BE DO BE DO - Sinatra
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Samual Clemmens
What you can not avoid, Welcome.
If you can't tie good knots... tie many.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Two wrongs do not make a right; it usually takes three or more.
