By the way 1, will you listen to me for a while?
It's not really related to the topic of the thread, though.
The other day I went to Yoshinoya nearby. YOSHINOYA.
But it was terribly crowded that I could not find any seat.
I was looking around and found banners saying "150 yen OFF."
What a stupid idiot you were! You moron, not regular customers,
please don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's offering 150 yen
discount? Only 150 yen!
I could see a pair with kids. They were simple enough to have felt
happy with a whole family of four in Yoshinoya. I could even hear a
voice "OK, Daddy will have an ex-large." I could not stand any more.
Hey you, I give you 150 yen so clear off the counter.
Yoshinoya has to be a more brutal place. A fight will break out
anytime soon between me and a guy in front over a U-shaped table.
Stab, or get stabbed. That's the kind of atmosphere it should
have. Shove off, bitch and bastard.
Getting seated finally, I heard a guy next to me ordering a large bowl
with extra gravy. It made me mad again. Listen moron, ex-gravy is
totally out now. How dare you proudly say ex-gravy?
Do you really want to eat an extra-gravy bowl?
I want to ask you. Question you. Interrogate you for an hour.
Or you might just want to use the word ex-gravy?
Let me say, the latest trend among Yoshinoya frenzy like me must
be an extra onion. That's it. A large bowl with ex-onion, and an egg.
That's the way the freaks have to order. Extra onion means more
onion and less beef. A Large bowl with this plus an egg makes it perfect.
But it is a double-edged sword, because if you order it you will be
marked by the staff next time. I can't recommend it to the beginners.
Anyway 1, you'd better eat a beef & salmon set. I mean it.
1942 It's the real thing
1947 Have a Coke
1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
1963 Things go better with Coke
1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
1979 Have a Coke and a smile
1982 Coke is it!
-- Coca-Cola slogans
Question : What is the height of globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines! And this e-mail is sent to you by a
Malaysian,using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And
you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use
Taiwanese-made chips,and Korean made monitors, assembled
by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven
by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinnese men!
That's what we called Globalization, RIGHT!!!
