a film shot by the 49ers' former public relations director, Kirk Reynolds, that included enough off-color jokes to make Howard Stern shake his head.
Inside of its 15-minute running time, the movie managed to be homophobic and xenophobic, to make light of the homeless, to encourage bribery, and to
reduce the subject of gay marriage to lesbian porn -- and all of this, amazingly enough, in the name of fostering mutual understanding between peoples of different beliefs and backgrounds.
・・・opens with George Chung, a former 49ers staffer, doing his best Charlie Chan.
After demonstrating his inability to pronounce certain letters of the Roman alphabet ("Tim Latte, he feel good now"), he goes on to say, "My name is Suck Hung. My brother's name is Suck Young my whole family suck."
After this bit of comic artistry, we're taken to a lesbian wedding at the Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theater, where the happy couple drops to the floor for some heavy petting after exchanging "I do's."
