Woody Allen -- Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Bea Arthur -- Bernice Frankel
Fred Astaire -- Frederick Austerlitz
Lauren Bacall -- Betty Joan Perske
Mel Brooks -- Melvin Kaminsky
George Burns -- Nathan Brinbaum
Nicholas Cage -- Nicholas Coppola
Joan Crawford -- Lucille LeSueur
Tony Curtis -- Bernard Schwartz
Doris Day -- Doris Kappelhof
Jimmy Dean -- Seth Ward
John Denver -- Henry John Deutschendorf
Connie Francis -- Concetta Maria Franconero
Judy Garland -- Frances Gumm
James Garner -- James Scott Baumgarner
Whoopi Goldberg -- Caryn Johnson
Cary Grant -- Archibald Alexander Leach
Jean Harlow -- Harlean Carpentier
Billie Holiday -- Eleanora Fagan
Rock Hudson -- Roy Scherer
Elton John -- Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Al Jolson -- Asa Hesselson
Boris Karloff -- William Henry Pratt
Ben Kingsley -- Krishna Bhanji
Dorothy Lamour -- Mary Kaumeyer
Peggy Lee -- Norma Egstrom
Marilyn Monroe -- Norma Jean Mortensen
Mary Pickford -- Gladys Smith
Joan Rivers -- Joan Sandra Molinsky
Edward G. Robinson -- Emanuel Goldenberg
Roy Rogers -- Leonard Slye
Mickey Rooney -- Joe Yule, Jr.
Del Shannon -- Charles Westover
Omar Sharif -- Michael Shalhoub
Charlie Sheen -- Carlos Irwin Estevez
Martin Sheen -- Ramon Estevez
Dusty Springfield -- Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien
Tina Turner -- Annie Mae Bullock
Sigourney Weaver -- Susan Weaver
Gene Wilder -- Jerome Silberman
