Making sugoroku events - 1640980948 - したらば掲示板

1：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:02:28: すごろくのスペシャルコマのイベントを決めるスレ
例：
リスナが風邪を引いた　１回休み
１万円拾った　３マス進む
友達が増えた　もう一度振る
イベントの内容だけを書いてください、効果は自動的に決まります
うれしいことが起こったとき
→３マス進む or サイコロをもう一度振る
悲しいことが起きたとき
→３マス戻る or　次のターンはサイコロを振れない

A thread to decide the events of the special koma in sugoroku

Example
Listener catches a cold / skip the next turn
Picked up 10,000 yen / go ahead 3 koma
You got a new fren / shake a dice again

Please write only the flavour text of the event, the effect will be decided automatically

When something happy happens
→go ahead 3 koma or roll the dice again

When something sad happens
→Go back 3 koma or don't roll the dice again next turn

The first event
>>18
2：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:05: You are Beatani at work now: Sexually harass other players for the next 8 turns
3：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:14: Guh, ya boi is very busy you see *dice roll sound*
4：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:15: You make a tinder account!
5：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:23: menhera breakdown
6：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:31: you go to the hill xp with a pair of scissors you lose one turn
7：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:35: Beatani is late again...
8：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:43: You got banned for telling someone to kill themselves on twitter
→Skip a turn
9：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:50: You win Bea's panties in a contest. You can't stop sniffing them. Lose a turn.
10：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:52: Tea bit you, you turn into Potato Risuna
11：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:58: Your ERP DMs get exposed, back to the start.
12：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:03:59: You fucking die
13：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:03: she's having DMsex with her other viewers again!
14：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:03: became a mikan
roll 6 to escape
15：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:11: You got banned for telling someone to kill themselves on twitter
→Skip a turn
16：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:19: You don't understand what is happening because you are ESL
17：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:21: You are a doomposter
18：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:26: Your dad crush asks you on a date.
19：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:27: You found a cute bear but she took all your money
go back to last special koma
20：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:27: Guh, ya boi is very busy you see * dice roll sound *
21：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:36: You receive correction :anger_symbol:
22：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:04:46: Find a can of special water while cleaning
→Roll again, but skip your next turn
23：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:05:00: These CDs are way too stinky, your next dice roll is halved
24：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:05:03: You missed the Bus Tour, go back to start.
25：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:05:45: thanks >>18

>>40
26：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:05:45: Bea knows you exist and probably likes you! -> Roll again
27：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:06:07: You forgot your meds again
28：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:06:08: someone sends you strange 'toys' go back 5 koma
29：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:06:44: She loves us!
30：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:06:57: She hates us!
31：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:06: Beatani cucked you
32：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:31: Bea tells you to kys retarchama
33：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:31: You are late to the stream. Skip a turn.
34：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:35: you stalk remote kid you lose a turn
35：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:36: She is ambivalent towards us!
36：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:37: You start choking on some fish mochi, lose a turn.
37：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:40: You have sent a love DM to Bea and you are still waiting for her reply
38：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:46: Beatani is late again. Go back 3 koma.
39：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:51: Bea blocks you.
Skip your next turn
40：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:54: You find mikan.
41：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:57: Beatang hijacks the stream, go back 3 spaces
42：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:07:58: Chihiro visits you
43：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:08:00: BEA DON'T USE THE DILDO BEA DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T USE IT BEA DON'T FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE DILDO BEA
44：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:08:58: >>55
45：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:11: ksk
46：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:17: You did nothing at work and your boss still praised you!
47：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:17: You find out you actually like ntr
48：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:19: she blocked you on twitter...
49：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:24: You forgot to save your 5 hour drawing
50：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:27: Bea has started following you in twitter
51：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:28: You caught a whiff of Bea's unbathed scent
52：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:30: You heard a male voice on stream
Skip 1 turn to doompost
53：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:31: You appear in a Dadfic
54：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:31: Fuwatani eats your fruits
55：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:35: You find out you actually like ntr
56：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:09:45: you help blind risuna to get home
57：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:10:43: Your twitter account is banned. Roll a dice and go back
58：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:10:44: >>68
59：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:10:56: stalker dad likes you
60：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:20: You get slaves to write all your messages and make your asssets.
Advance 5 komas.
61：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:21: You deserve correction
62：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:25: You succeed in reps and become a cactus, move forward 4 spaces
63：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:26: ksk
64：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:27: Beatani put on her megane
+1 koma
65：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:37: These CDs stink!
66：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:38: you get correction
67：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:38: You eat fish mochi
68：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:40: Chihiro slaps your balls
69：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:44: You lost your smartphone
70：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:47: Time to go to xphill: go back to start space
71：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:11:50: You get Corona. Stuck 5 turns.
72：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:12:07: Someone wants you to cosplay as Bea
73：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:12:46: MAMA IM ON TV!
74：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:13:24: Viewer's anonymous messages get all identitifed. You lose 4 turns reading everything.
75：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:13:40: You slap Chihiro's hand with your balls
76：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:13:40: Your feet stinks go back 2 spaces
77：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:14:36: You need sight correction, put megane and advance 1 space.
78：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:14:42: >>90
79：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:14:49: ksk
80：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:04: You try the large dildo
81：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:16: Bea ate all your mochi(sushi)
82：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:18: ksk
83：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:20: Your Christmas gift got lost at sea
-2 koma
84：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:24: A bird drops 3 penises in your lap
85：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:29: ksk
86：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:31: A wild shaymin appears!
87：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:34: Hobodad corrects you
88：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:36: You forgot about your scheduled oil balon payment, and now you have nothing to eat for a week
89：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:38: you lose against the futa cock
90：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:41: You find out you actually don't like NTR. Roll again.
91：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:41: UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
92：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:43: you posted on the meme tag: nothing happens
93：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:50: You find the lost mc streams
94：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:15:51: You go to use the bathroom late at night and find Fuwatani staring at you
95：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:01: MS got his eyes on you
96：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:06: Your present had a GPS. Lose 1 turn every 3 to send nudes under blackmail.
97：Beatani：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:28: >>110
98：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:52: you fell for bearcoin and are bankrupt
99：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:53: Remote Kid dies on an accident
100：anonymous@fusianasan：2022/01/01(土) 05:16:57: You get fuwatani pregnant