There once was a man who'd not reduce
His ・・・・ prepuce
Sep 4, 2015 ... Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just got an offer that could earn him a fortune ... all because he has a 19-inch penis. We're told Vivid Entertainment…
Man with world's biggest penis Roberto Cabrera registered disabled ...
www.express.co.uk/.../World-s-biggest-penis-half-metre-Roberto-Cabrera-disabled-pillowCachedJan 21, 2017 ... THE MAN with the world’s longest penis at HALF A METRE has refused to have a reduction in order to have a normal sex life and wants to be a porn star.
... Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a whopping 18.9 inches and weighing two pounds (0.9kg ...
■A Man & His Wife■ A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work.
An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."
Russian man has testicles STOLEN after he's drugged by ...
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Police in Russia are tracking a gang - apparently including a doctor - who drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles. Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a …