私:よろしく
奴:サポ割れしてないか確認したいので、サポで選んでるジョブのレベルを教えてくれ。
私:えーと,私の白はLV56です。
Guy: Oh..........can you powerlvl us instead of lvling your smn? It'll be better for the pt.
奴:おぉ・・・・・!,召還上げる代わりにPLしてくれよ? そのほうがPTにとって有益だよ。
【原文】
Me: Shouldn't you be /healing? Your MP is low.
WHM: I am healing, didn't you see your HP's go up?
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Me: Problem with those gobs is they link.
N00b: Naw it's easy to pull these.
(proceeds to get a double pull and nearly kill us)
N00b: Why did we get more than one?
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WHM: Why isn't the RDM casting enfeebles?
RDM: I don't have that spell
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And my all time favorite "you know you're in trouble someone says" line...
(WHM is out of MP)
Nub: Pull! I only need 200 TNL and my mom yelling at me to get off the computer